After strong competition from Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspurs and even unethical Real Madrid, Chelsea Football Club seems to now have lost the one league it has always topped in the past - The Most Hated Club League.

Manchester City now have reached new heights of disgust by offering a massive amount of £107m for a player who’s not even had a half good season! To offer a player £500,000 a week, never mind the currently prevailing global recession, is nothing short of ridiculous and immoral. Rather, for all we know, some of the people watching the City games, could barely spare enough money to buy themselves a ticket for the same! Why don’t the rich clubs use the money for something more constructive? Or how does helping the war-struck Gaza sound for an idea? It is a proven fact, money is spoiling the beautiful game. This is not only true in case of City, but also Real Madrid.

Talking about Tottenham, to start with, the way they (Redknapp) purchased Defoe was highly despicable! Obviously Portsmouth did not want to sell him! But off late, once a player makes his mind to leave a club, WHO the f*ck can stop him? It is not a secret that after having left Pompey, Harry is trying to drag all his ex-good Portsmouth players to Spurs. Why would a manager fall so low? For once, couldn’t he spare a thought for the well being of his old club, which also he quit?!

For a pleasant change, Chelsea (Abramovich) has not YET offered their millions to buy the stock of great players in the market, which they often do once they start losing games. Probably they seem to have finally understood the fact that money cannot buy a club trophies!

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This is how shitty(ManC) got Robinho:

Robinho on phone: plz buy me………plz buy me…. i want to earn more money……. i’m very devastated at MADrid……i want to get RID of MAD people chasing CR7……..please buy me.

MH(Mark Hughes): hey kid we want you. I am the Manager of the biggest club in Manchester(after saying this he kisses the SAF photo he has in his wallet and says “sorry boss for lying but the Arabs threatened to fry me in their oil tanks so i had to do it”)

Rob: No i’ve heard that the biggest club in Manchester have cr7.why you need me?
Mh: we’ve sold cr7 and now we have your friend Elano in his place. you happy now?
Rob: ohhhh…!!!…wow….!!!…… i’d love to play for your club i just love that red jersey with AIG on it.
MH: mmmm…….you know what we don’t wear red jerseys anymore…. we’ve traded it with sky blue ones and we no longer have Aig on it.
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Once again Everton have managed a draw at Anfield in the same week, this time the visitors scoring first. Now Liverpool would have to travel to Goodison park in order to settle this F.A Cup tie.

Everton scored first as Pienaar’s corner was headed goalwards by Cahill and Lescott deflected it past Reina. Steven Gerrard combined with Fernando Torres to score in the 54th minute. Pool did have enough chances in the second half but could not capitalize on any.

However, Rafa Benitez criticized Everton for employing negative tactics throughout the game and the Liverpool manager felt Everton had only come for a draw and that his team played extremely well. Moyes defended his team saying Everton only play with ‘dignity and style’.

We do have an interesting question for Mr. Benitez- Since he is a ‘great’ tactician, instead of crying after the game, couldn’t he simply speculate Everton would play a negative game (specially after last week’s draw) and prepare his team for the same?

After branding Everton as a “small club” last season, it would be hilarious if the same small club throws Liverpool out of the F.A Cup!

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Well it seems Manchester City is now linked with all the big names for reasons known to all of us. Apparently, all the big money this January has now turned it’s eye towards Drogba and Henry. After being rejected by Kaka (AC Milan), Given (Newcastle United), David Villa (Valenica) and EVEN Buffon (Juventus), they are now targeting Didier Drogba and Thierry Henry. We wonder how desperate can a club get? When will the Sheik understand that it’s not all about money and big names, you need to have a good manager in the place first who can attract these big names?! Clearly Mark Hughes is not doing a very good job!

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Many fans believe Manchester City will change football forever, specially if the Kaka deal can go through. Well, for all those who believe this nonsense, football is not confined to one player or one club. No one is bigger than the game itself. Yes, quite certainly not even Kaka or City! Undoubtedly the deal would open the gate for various more stars to join the club and assuming City do make it to the top, it won’t yet ‘change’ football as we know it! Rather, we’ve learned from the past that a star-studded team often cannot achieve as much as a well-balanced one. Rich owners spilling massive funds to buy stars CANNOT change football. It’s not about the money, it’s about the game.

However, the style of football is changing constantly. Needless to say it differs from team to team. And one club buying (not yet) one player would not definitely change anything in the game. Although it might hopefully change City’s usual mid-table season finish. Also, we have to give some credit to Manchester City since it’s because of them websites and news papers off-late never fall short of writing material.

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Craig Bellamy, who was not present on Sunday when West Ham white washed Fulham 3-1, has as expected joined Manchester City, for an undisclosed fee. The wales international has signed a four-and-a-half-year deal and it is believed that City will pay up to £14m for the same. Importantly for city, Bellamy can play in the remainder of City’s UEFA cup campaign.

Bellamy is not really Kaka but his blistering pace and bags of enthusiasm would be more than essential for City to achieve their high flying targets. Meanwhile, a delegation of City officials is expected to meet AC Milan officials to finalize City’s bid for Brazilian star Kaka. Also, it is speculated that the deal might go up to a massive £108m, which quite certainly costs more than all the current City players put together (including Robinho).

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AC Milan have confirmed a whopping £107mn transfer bid for Brazilian star Kaka. AC Milan, on their official television channel confirmed that they are ‘considering’ the deal. Mark Hughes had always maintained that the pursuit wasn’t carried out in a whim and now we all know why. Manchester City seem relentless in their approach to sign the Brazilian and have, well, almost forced Milan into submission. Hughes, reports suggest, has already started planning a 4-1-4-1 combination with another Brazilian star Robinho upfront. The next step now is that Kaka’s father will eventually talk to Manchester City. Read the rest of this entry »

One can’t even remember when Chelsea last lost by three goals to nil, which is what happened at Old Trafford on Sunday in what was a very important Premier League game. Since that crushing defeat Chelsea fans, according to reports, have been harbouring cynical thoughts towards their team’s chances to win the league after a great start to the season under new coach Big Phil Scolari.

Jose Mourinho was always going to be a tough act to follow, but the general consensus was that if anyone had a chance of pulling it off then it was the Brazilian. In the early weeks of the season, the press were full of praise for the new Chelsea; their players were free of their shackles and allowed to express themselves. The press were saying “Jose, who”?

However, since the turn of the year things haven’t gone well for the new coach and his team amidst talk of dressing room unrest, and so followers of Chelsea were not that surprised when United ran out comfortable winners at the weekend.The United result was damaging for Scolari and his team, the press have been predictably hovering and looking for reasons behind this slump. Read the rest of this entry »

For all those who had their doubts regarding Manchester City’s title ambitions, please clear them! They now have genuinely gone one step further by offering a massive £91m for Brazilian Super Star Kaka, who is however playing quite badly off late. City manager Mark Hughes is convinced the deal could go ahead. Various meetings involving Kaka’s agents and City officials are now anticipated. As per certain reports, Kaka would be paid an exorbitant £500,000 pounds a week.

After having already brought Robinho, we would not be surprised if Kaka is City’s next purchase. However, we do wonder WHY would the current City players even bother performing for the club when they know they would be either sold or dumped very soon!

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Sunday, the 11th of January, Old Trafford would once again host one of the biggest matches in the history of the game - Manchester United Vs Chelsea.

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Well, a few days back Manchester United Star Crisitano Ronaldo obliterated his £200,000 Ferrari 599 GTB. Witnesses said his car was a “mangled wreck” – and police say it is a write-off. Ronaldo was travelling through a tunnel at Manchester Airport when he hit the wall – sending parts of the barrier flying across the dual carriageway. Fortunately(or unfortunately - as some of you may want to put it so) he was unhurt and will be playing in the clash against title rivals Chelsea. Reports are that he’s now shifted to his £140,000 Bentley!

There were a few messages doing the rounds, ridiculing this ‘tragedy’. So we thought of listing down the whackiest ones for you.

• After smashing his Ferrari, police questioned Ronaldo about the incident. He blamed on the wall not being 10 yards back.
• After smashing his Ferrari Manchester United coach SAF made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.
• Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then spun around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell of and it caught fire.
• Quick acceleration but crap control and struggles with corners. I think that idiot Ronaldo had his Ferrari custom made.
• The strange thing about Ronaldo’s car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head. Sounds very likely!
• CR skidded on some oil and crashed his Ferrari 599 GTB. That was Rs.90 well spent.
• Ferrari are not bothered about the credit crunch. Not as long as idiots like CR are allowed to drive.

You can add to this list if you have any whacky lines on the crash.

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Jermaine Defoe would be unveiled as a Tottenham Player by tonight. Spurs have agreed a deal worth £15p (approx) for the England Striker. Defoe is just left to pass the medical and it’s certain that the 25-year-old will join Spurs for the second time tonight much to the delight of the supporters who had continued to chant his name during his unexpected sale to Portsmouth last season. Harry Redknapp said “I wouldn’t have sold him if I was manager at portsmouth.” Harry is also looking for a left-sided midfielder this January.

So would Stuart Downing too be on his way to Tottenham?

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